Most people say being stupid will lead no where. They claim that it
is the worst possible condition in which to spend ones life, and if possible, it should
be completely avoided. Yet, perhaps if people took a closer look at some of the
advantages stupidity had to offer, they wouldn’t have such a negative attitude toward it.
Admittedly, stupidity has certain disadvantages. Life isn’t a bowl of cherries. And
being stupid doesn’t make it any fruitier. Being stupid can annoy even the most sensitive
people. If one acts stupid, and does it in the wrong crowd, like a group of adults, it will
seem more immature than funny. If one is forced to act stupid while dealing with lower
life forms, one may encounter barriers such as cruelty and insensitivity. Yet these are all
true, there are still many advantages to stupidity.
The first advantage is very easy to understand. Stupid people are never asked to
do a lot. Many have noticed that people tend to steer away from someone they feel may
be stupid. This is for a very good reason. The stupidity which they posses makes a name
for themselves, a name which can be very difficult to shake. Yet, this creates a positive
situation for the stupid person. They will have a lot of free time on their hands for more
of life’s truly meaningful pleasures. Now, there has been a rumor going around that
suggests that stupid people have low expectations. This is true. They are so stupid that
they donut realize great from O.K. They could have a cordless phone, but would
probably choose instead an alarm clock telephone, because it comes free with their
sensamatic folding bed. Someone with the 93advantage94 of stupidity might have a hard
time doing certain tasks, or setting things up. Yet this isn’t all bad. For example, if a
stupid person leaves the chore, and comes back to it later, no one will be able to understand
it. Would they get fired from their job? No. For the very simple reason that no one
would understand their work except for them. The job would have to be given back to the
stupid person, perhaps with a higher salary, or someone would do it for them, leaving them
with even more free time!
Free time is great for brainstorming. Yet the ideas stupid people create tend to be
original. For example, when was the last time someone stupid said something, and made
you think about it? It seems that people are always talking about someone else’s dumb idea.
This would suggest that stupid people may have the upper hand when it comes to thinking
up original ideas. In fact, the next time someone wants an original idea for something,
they should try talking to their local community stupid person. The reason for this is that
while a stupid person thinks with his head, he does not do so in an organized manner.
This is why they have so much creativity. By thinking in this fashion, theirideas have a
natural tendency to flow more easily, without the interruptions which occur from the
editing of thoughts that logical people would have normally. Thus, if someone else should
say to you, That was a stupid idea!, you should merely look that person straight in the
eye, and say, Thank-you!. This also means that the claim, Stupid minds think
alike, is not true. All stupid minds have different ideas, each idea being original.
One of the final advantages of stupidity is that stupid people are always
remembered. It has been noticed how a quiet person is always hard to detect, and often
remains anonymous. There is a very good reason for this. The mind has a hard time
keeping quiet people in its memory track. But it is much easier and pleasing for the mind
to remember someone really stupid. Anyway, when was the last time you laughed at an
idiot at your school? When was the last time someone laughed at the little kid at the
back of the room? The evidence here proves how stupid people last longer in someone’s
Thus, stupidity clearly has many advantages, as long as someone is smart enough
to use them! It is important to understand that stupid people are like all other humans,
physically. They just think differently. People should learn that someone graced with
stupidity, deserves more respect. After all, they are special.